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prozdvoices:

Request: Goofy sings BRING ME TO LIFE

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Anonymous asked:

I know you get asked to do Goofy too much, but a cover of Bring Me to Life would be hilarious <3

Let me transport you to a simpler time, where you’re putting the final touches on your Inuyasha AMV in Windows Movie Maker.

Welcome back to 2003.

warmbug:

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warmbug:

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coldmackerel:

"so what are your plans for after you graduate?"

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marcelines-pet:

of-castles-and-converses:

itsdeepforhappypeople:

Awwwwwww cutie

that awkward moment when deadpool is a better person than you because you would have just stole the pizza and not given a fuck

dead pool isn’t really a villian like, most of his comics  are just being like a slightly mentally challenged selfish 5 year old with an incredibly dirty mind who hits on spiderman all the time and is aware at all times of the forth wall. oh and it is literally impossible to kill him so he gets a bit reckless at times

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garfieldmlogan:

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lemonteaflower:

genocidershodan:

lemonteaflower:

anxiety.

Or, you know, you could just stop saying sorry.

"i have a problem i can’t control" 

"stop having that problem omg" 

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Hi… Gonna go all SJ here, so let me apologize in advance for that, but people who say “sorry” a lot typically say it to avoid being yelled at or treated harshly.  …and in my case, it was because I had a mother who blamed me for everything and kissing her feet was the only way to dodge a beating. 

So!  Just so you know!  I’m sure that’s not the case for everyone, but if someone apologizes frequently, then it might be because they were conditioned to be that way.

Amen to that I apologize 24/7 and apologize for even speaking, because I would get yelled at by adults constantly.

rainbowsandfish:

wrestlingaknife:

insanefastone:

darthevzimus:

opalsoda:

crash-antebois:

dirk-the-hatter:

osheamobile:

thatoneblogyoualmostremember:

roguesareth:

myherokills:

You trip and fall to your death.

Critical fail, you swallow a knife and it explodes.

"As the assassin foolishly tries to slide down the gravelly side of the mountain, he trips and slits his throat on his knife. He’s dead. Anyone else want to do anything stupid?"

"You somehow determine that the golem is made of bacon.”

"You go to search the body, but manage instead to trigger the bear trap. I’m rolling damage now."

"You shoot your unconscious bleeding cleric, roll damage. Don’t forget your favored enemy bonus."

"You fail to notice the pit in front of you as you direct your horse to walk into it."

"The mugger then proceeds to shoot his friend in the foot"

"the opponent sneezes and accidentally stabs himself to death"

"You try to pick the door, but the door picks you. You’ve been impaled."

"You let go of the bow instead of its string, and it hits you in the face before falling at your feet."
me: can i just pretend like i totally meant to do that
//rolls a nat 20 on a bluff check
"Everyone totally saw that but it looked like you completely meant to do that."

"You try to wake the unconscious child up, and sink him into an indefinite magical coma."

"You walked in twenty minutes ago, and only just noticed that the man you’re negotiating with is sitting in an enormous bowl of jelly beans."

And, last but certainly not least.

"You try to knock the vial out of his hands, and instead punch a hole in the hull of the ship. The atmosphere explosively decompresses. Congratulations, you just killed more than half the party during a milk run."

"You hear nothing. What explosion?" 

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leafsfeelings:

choptail:

*SLAMS REBLOG BUTTON*

HIT REBLOG SO GODDAMN FAST

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y0hjii:

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